Fabio Comes out of Retirement

by Avid Reader on 10.26.2006

tyra-model.jpegOnly to show up on my favorite TV show: America’s Next Top Model. The girls photo shoot this week was to pose for romance novel covers and some of the topics were inter­est­ing like: the brothel girl, secret baby, secret lovers, leav­ing her man for another woman (haven’t read that one yet) and so on and so forth.

Brooke was the sixth girl sent home and to add insult to injury, she missed out on her high school graduation. That must have sucked big time. I thought she did fine but com­pe­ti­tion is get­ting fierce now as almost all the girls have good photos with the excep­tion of Euge­nia and Jaeda (to me). They are the weak­est in the bunch unless one of them steps it up. Euge­nia was attacked by the panel for not having any man­ners and her pas­sion and desire to be there seemed forced and uh miss­ing. Then Jaeda just walk­ing up to the panel expect­ing to be sent home. Don’t worry it’s coming. Might be as early as next week.

Anyway, I can’t believe they pulled Fabio out of retire­ment to come back and pose with these girls. Yes, they titled him the King of romance novels. I was never a fan of Fabio let alone having his body and face grace my romance novel col­lec­tion. I remem­ber balk­ing at buying Laura Kinsale’s two books because he was on the cover.

A few of the girls were awk­ward with cud­dling up to a strange man. Jaeda told the panel that she could feel Fabio breath­ing in her ear, ew. This is what’s annoy­ing about com­pe­ti­tions: not appre­ci­at­ing the oppor­tu­nity you are given to get there. As a model you’ll be put in awk­ward positions with strangers to sell a prod­uct. That’s the job. The com­plaints and excuses - pfffftttt. Send them home.

 

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Avid Reader 11.01.2006 at 1:30 am

I’ve never watched Project Runway. I’ll have to check it out next time it’s on. Talk about real­ity TV, I just fin­ished watch­ing a rerun of Flava of Love season finale on VH1. Enter­tain­ing enough even though I didn’t care about who he ended up with as I did watch the first season and didn’t care for a repeat. I think I watch too much TV as it is!

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Robin 10.30.2006 at 12:42 am

I’ve always been a big fan of Nigel’s; the guy’s Indian and he’s majorly hawt, AND he’s always gra­cious even when his crit­i­cism is heavy.

I used to love the fights Tyra and Janice got into during judg­ing; Janice would say some­thing totally brash and Tyra would offer another POV. I always felt Janice was sort of like the hazing judge — she went through hell, so the girls on the show will too, by god! But you know real models hear all sorts of ugly and insen­si­tive crit­i­cism on the job, so I guess I felt Janice was a slice of that, but in a kindler, gen­tler envi­ron­ment. I also adore Mr. J and feel he actu­ally cares about what he’s doing. Tyra has begun to seem to me like a char­i­ca­ture of her­self, although a friend reminded me that at least she didn’t make it famous by hurl­ing a tele­phone …

I love Miss J on the runway, but I think he and Tyra bring out the actress in each other at that judg­ing table, and it gets tire­some, IMO. I still love the show, though. I’m just sorry Project Runway is over for the season. And dammit, Uli should have won (and I wasn’t even a fan of hers before the final shows)! WHAT would I do with­out real­ity tele­vi­sion — home­work, perhaps?

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Avid Reader 10.28.2006 at 6:56 pm

Hi Robin,

Well, I watched last year’s show and was hooked from there. I’ve seen tid­bits of pre­vi­ous cycles where Dick­in­son was a judge and she was pretty harsh and she didn’t allow for any excuses. The busi­ness of mod­el­ing seems very vicious to me. There have been a few design­ers who’ve made com­ments like “your hips are too big” or that your “weight is not appro­pri­ate for the runway” and all kinds of stuff. But these girls, all they know is that they want to be models but have no idea what that entails and that it’s hard­work.

As for Twiggy, uh, she’s alright I guess. I really like Nigel and Miss J. Tyra comes off fake to me.

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Robin 10.28.2006 at 12:45 pm

It just goes to show you how young these girls are that they think the minor incon­ve­niences they are “suf­fer­ing” now are complaint-​worthy. It’s sort of inter­est­ing to com­pare ANTM to Janice Dickenson’s new real­ity show, because Janice don’t put up with nothin’ and her models seem to under­stand that.

Although the per­sonal gossip on Fabio hasn’t been that great over the years, I was impressed at how well he was por­trayed on ANTM. I guess since Tyra Banks knows all about unfair stereo­types she was care­ful in how the episode went to air. One thing I do wish, though, is that Miss J was back on runway and Nole Marin was back in that judg­ing chair. Twiggy doesn’t do so much for me, either.

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Marg 10.27.2006 at 4:58 pm

Naomi Camp­bell was in an anger man­age­ment retreat pro­gram down here in Aus­tralia recently appar­ently. Got on the plane to go home and was promptly arrested for abus­ing some­one!!! Have to hope that she can get a refund on her fees because it doesn’t seem as though the pro­gram worked!! LOL!!

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Avid Reader 10.27.2006 at 4:38 pm

Naomi Camp­bell. Didn’t she beat her house­keeper with her cell phone? Ok, folks let’s NOT pull a Naomi Camp­bell or you could get arrested ;-) Hope­fully Naomi is in anger man­age­ment classes.

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CindyS 10.27.2006 at 1:32 pm

I don’t watch this show but EGADS, Fabio!?

I always wonder about women who like long haired men. I don’t get the attrac­tion but that’s usu­ally because I don’t like men who have better hair than I do.

They think having Fabio breath in their ears are bad. Wait until they are asked to do a swim­suit shot where they are in the water for hours no matter what the tem­per­a­ture is. I wonder if the pro­duc­ers of these shows prompt them to ‘com­plain’ for lack of a better word. You would think they would just shut up and bear it.

What’s that? You want to do a modern indus­tri­al­ist machine shot where my nip­ples will be in clamps?

Bring it!! Hey, why don’t we put a drill in my belly button too! See how into this I am?

You can pull a Naomi Camp­bell once your famous ;)  Cindy

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Avid Reader 10.26.2006 at 11:13 pm

It really came out of nowhere for me that Brooke would be cut this soon . I would have thought Jaeda or Euge­nia would go home. One of them will, next week. Unless one of them steps it up.

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Karen Scott 10.26.2006 at 3:56 pm

Surely Brooke was better than Jaeda?

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mailyn 10.26.2006 at 9:55 am

Re, your last post, I have Grey­walker sit­ting in the TBR so let me knwo if it’s any good. LOL. I have to get Cold as Ice and, about Com­pass Rose, I wanted to get but I hear it’s bad. :-(

Let me know as well!

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