REVIEW: Scandalous Lovers by Robin Schone

by Avid Reader on February 3, 2007

in Book Reviews, Grade C Reviews

Once upon a time, I was a Robin Schone fan. I con­sider that a fair state­ment after enjoy­ing one book by her and a cou­ple of novel­las. I  wasn’t exactly eager to read her next book as I’d read and dis­carded quite a few of her pre­vi­ous titles. The Men and Women’s Club by Robin Schone was at one time, an antic­i­pated novel. I remem­ber say­ing that I would wait but I didn’t. Fool­ish ness on my part to be so impulsive. I just saw it and bought it.  Also, I can’t  say that it was worth the wait either because I read/skimmed to the end.

Scan­dalous Lovers didn’t have much going for it out­side the book. Hate the title and my expec­ta­tions were rather low. So this book already had a head start to win my affec­tions but it didn’t. My track his­tory with Ms. Schone isn’t a good one.  I hadn’t enjoyed a Robin Schone book since The Lady’s Tutor which was pub­lished way back in 1999. Those were the good olé days.  This was an impul­sive buy and one that I regret pur­chas­ing. Here is the syn­op­sis for you:

Mar­ried at fif­teen and wid­owed at forty-nine, country-bred Frances Hart has by turns been a wife, a mother, a nurse, and a grand­mother — yet she doesn’t know what it’s like to sim­ply be a woman.  Deter­mined to broaden her hori­zons on every level, she makes her way to Lon­don for a sea­son of gai­ety, enter­tain­ment… and per­haps more.

A suc­cess­ful Lon­don bar­ris­ter and now a wid­ower, James Whit­cox knows duty, but has never known pas­sion.  He joins an exclu­sive soci­ety founded to dis­cuss sex­ual rela­tions — but talk­ing of the plea­sures of the flesh is a far cry from expe­ri­enc­ing them first­hand.  Then Frances Hart acci­den­tally barges into a meet­ing, enlight­en­ing the Men and Women’s Club about a woman’s needs — and tempt­ing James to put the­ory into practice.…

Scandalous LoversThe start of the novel was pretty good. Country bump­kin, Frances Hart is new to Lon­don.  She’s a widow and a mother of five; she is also a grand­mother at 49.  On her first day of tour­ing the city, she vis­its the museum. In her attempt to find the water closet,  she barges into the wrong room. The room she enters belongs to the mem­bers of the Men and Women’s Club. A club estab­lished  with the express pur­pose of dis­cussing and under­stand­ing human sex­u­al­ity. The club’s twelve mem­bers include a bar­ris­ter, a doc­tor, a teacher and a suf­fragette among other pro­fes­sions. All are wowed by Frances’s epiphany on women’s needs.

The author decides to set her story in the mid-Victorian era (1880’s) where social issues for women were on the cusp of change. James Whit­cox is a wealthy and suc­cess­ful bar­ris­ter of the court and wid­owed. Upon Frances’s acci­den­tal entrance into the club, he asks her a few ques­tions that man­ages to enlighten and intrigue the club’s mem­bers (obvi­ously it doesn’t take much to impress these peo­ple). She is invited back and is unan­i­mously voted into the club. Mean­while, James is in court defend­ing Mrs. Bar­tle and her lover who are on trial for the mur­der of her hus­band. The Crown seeks to hang her. The trial is told along­side Fran­cis and James’ lust filled adventures. 

I could have con­tin­ued read­ing this book but Ms. Schone’s prose style is absolutely ridicu­lous at times. Why does she write like this? Here is a sample:

I thought my ambi­tion was for my fam­ily.” He stared at the past. “It wasn’t.”

The bleak­ness of his voice clogged her throat.

I thought I was a man.”

The cor­ri­dor closed around them.

I was a hus­band; I was a father;  I was a barrister–”

Frances didn’t want to feel the pain that blos­somed inside her chest, or the knowl­edge that tight­ened her skin.

—but I wasn’t a man,” he concluded.

But you want to be a man,” she said unevenly.  

Maybe some of you found that scene rather touch­ing but try read­ing about how many times Frances wants to be a woman and James want to be man over and over again. Both have chil­dren and Frances even has grand­chil­dren yet nei­ther has ever expe­ri­enced pas­sion. I could maybe under­stand why Frances didn’t but James? He had mis­tresses. While mar­ried and after his wife died. What a prince.  This is another romance cliché that I hate in that the hero has slept with his share of women but lo and behold, with the right woman he is able to feel pas­sion. I’m sure it was a sym­bolic ges­ture on James’s part to admit that he’d never had a orgasm before, too.  I couldn’t take these peo­ple seri­ously. Ms. Schone’s prose style is dis­pas­sion­ate and her char­ac­ters are dis­tant. Where was the chem­istry?  Every­thing was writ­ten so aes­thetic:  You can hear foot­steps on the floor, hear muted laugh­ter down the hall, smell carmel on his breath, the creak of the car­riage rolling by outside.

The prob­lems for me besides the prose was not get­ting a very good, clear pic­ture of these peo­ple in my head. First prob­lem for me was that  there really wasn’t much chem­istry between Frances and James. It seemed some­what forced.  How­ever, I liked the premise of the story but it was just poorly exe­cuted. I skimmed to the end to see the res­o­lu­tion of the mur­der trial and to read the love scenes, which were not all that orig­i­nal nor mem­o­rable. I ended up skim­ming those too (uno­rig­i­nal).  The good points for the novel was that it moved quickly and the mur­der trial was inter­est­ing at the start.

As I con­clude my thoughts I had to ask myself if I wasn’t just in the mood for this type of book? Usu­ally after read­ing a really good book, it’s hard to find a follow-up. Maybe this book suf­fered from that. I just know that the prose didn’t work for me, these char­ac­ters were not the least bit inter­est­ing to me. I was just dis­in­ter­ested.  How­ever the pac­ing was pretty good and so the story moved briskly enough. How­ever, that’s not enough to save this book. Thus I must grade this book average.  It wasn’t hor­ri­ble but it cer­tainly wasn’t mem­o­rable. Maybe you’ll have bet­ter luck. It’s a C– for me.

For Fur­ther Reading

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jaq February 4, 2007 at 8:00 pm

I have sev­eral of RS’s books on my keeper shelf and *was* look­ing for­ward to this release, but my antic­i­pa­tion waned at some point, and I’ll admit that in the excerpts I’ve read, includ­ing a quick browse in the store, and now what you’ve posted here, I had the same prob­lems as you. I read for ‘voice’ first and fore­most and her voice isn’t work­ing for me with this book. Or maybe it’s not her, it’s me. I tried to re-read Awaken My Love a cou­ple of months ago and end­ing up skim­ming most of it. A real dis­ap­point­ment as my ‘keep­ers’ usu­ally stand the test of time and I tend to reach for them as dependable/comfort reads.

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Jane February 4, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Eh. I bought this but its frick­ing long and now I don’t know whether I want to read it.

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Sotheara February 3, 2007 at 10:13 pm

I really liked the Lady’s Tutor, but Robin Schone lost me after The Lover. I hated her one line writ­ing style she started using. Her char­ac­ters were so depress­ing. I don’t know if she real­ized this but happy peo­ple do have sex too! I def­i­nitely won’t spend­ing my money on this (espe­cially trade paperback).

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CindyS February 3, 2007 at 10:01 pm

Well, that’s good enough to keep my money in my pocket ;) I have only read one Schone and even though it was sexy, it was choppy in rythm. I also found myself not buy­ing into the story. I can never remem­ber the title of the one I read but I remem­ber the woman read romance books and a guy stum­bled into her cot­tage (?) and found her read­ing them and then they go at it for most of the book. Def­i­nitely different.

CindyS

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