The Countess Trilogy, “The Countess’s Client (No.1),” Alison Richardson

by Avid Reader on December 16, 2009

in Book Reviews, Ebooks, Grade B Reviews

The Countess’s Client (Spice Brief 2009) by Ali­son Richard­son is the first in the Count­ess tril­ogy. For the unfa­mil­iar reader, Spice Briefs are erotic short sto­ries pub­lished by Har­le­quin in “e” only. Dur­ing their half off sale, I bought this tril­ogy based on Janine’s enthu­si­as­tic rec­om­men­da­tion of them. I’m glad that I did.

the countess's clientThis is my first time read­ing Ms. Richard­son and it prob­a­bly won’t be my last. She writes well and even for such a short story, I was fully engrossed because the char­ac­ters actu­ally drive this story. And the dri­ving con­flict? Their social sta­tus in society.

Count­ess von Esslin is known around Parish soci­ety for her beauty and her virtue. Her rep­u­ta­tion and sta­tus was con­structed to give her­self the free­dom to enjoy her “erotic pur­suits” with­out caus­ing scan­dal to her­self and oth­ers. As she says at the open­ing of the story, the appear­ance of virtue is a [very] use­ful thing. To quote the Count­ess further,

“To actu­ally be as vir­tu­ous as nar­row con­ven­tion demands is far too high a sac­ri­fice for any woman to make; to appear vir­tu­ous, how­ever, requires only a small mea­sure of inge­nu­ity and a lit­tle luck.

One of the prin­ci­pals that has served her well in her youth include con­trol­ling men and their tongue. She advices that if women are to enjoy their sex­ual free­dom as is their birthright, the men in their life must be “dis­creet and tractable.”

The only thing to keep a man’s mouth shut, accord­ing to the Count­ess is their fear of death. And as the only child of a gen­eral, Count­ess von Esslin indulged her sex­ual needs with will­ing sol­diers of the Pruss­ian army in Berlin. Her rep­u­ta­tion remained untar­nished because “it’s a hang­ing offense to be caught fuck­ing the general’s daughter.”

Now at the age of twenty, the Count­ess admits to hav­ing made one “notable fail­ure.” She decides to share her story to help steer oth­ers from the mis­takes she’s made. The story thus starts with the death of her hus­band who was decades older. Wid­owed, the Count­ess is sent away to Paris to say with her cousin, Robert. It is there that she makes her first “mis­step.” Upon learn­ing that his cousin wasn’t so eas­ily offended by the pros­ti­tutes he brought home, Robert starts tak­ing her to the famous Madame Barthez brothel.

It is at the brothel that the Count­ess meets up with James McKir­nan, a Scot who is the son of a com­mon trades­man. He’s also an unpop­u­lar client. His clothes, his fru­gal­ity and his appallingly bad French makes for much squab­bling between the whores when­ever he vis­its them every Thurs­day night. No one wants him save the Count­ess, who decides on this one occa­sion, that he isn’t so bad look­ing and she can sati­ate her needs by pre­tend­ing to be a whore for the night.

She quickly becomes his favorite and soon she makes another “mis­step” by telling him her real name, which is “Anna.” Inti­macy as well as the dan­ger of being found out slowly builds. The Count­ess aka “Anna” con­tin­ues this ruse and enjoys these trysts because James proves to be a great lover. Her fear of being found out is a risk but she has no plans to ever run into James in pub­lic since they both inhabit dif­fer­ent worlds and dif­fer­ent social cir­cles. Or so she thought.

How­ever, Anna soon learns that James has received a nice com­mis­sion from the King. The threat to her true iden­tity being found out is ele­vated. Flush with cash, James asks that she become his mis­tress, in pub­lic and she refuses. This causes a rift between them and then they both go off in their sep­a­rate ways. But they do meet again. Does James find out her true iden­tity? And what if he does? What will hap­pen? Accord­ing to Anna and her cousin, Robert, no one would believe a Count­ess had been whor­ing her­self to a com­moner.

This is a tightly plot­ted story. The nar­ra­tive is told in first per­son. The voice is that of a young woman who knows about all the rules of polite soci­ety and knows how to tweak them. The end­ing was inter­est­ing and not all that con­vinc­ing but I enjoyed it all the same. Seems Anna and her trades­man have more adven­tures ahead. Good thing I bought the sequels.

Sex scenes were just the right amount and not overly. While not bor­ing, they didn’t stand out either. Chem­istry was nice but not as pal­pa­ble as I would have pre­ferred. Over­all, I liked the story and the char­ac­ters. B+. This was a really quick read which I sus­pect will prob­a­bly be true for the other two sto­ries in the trilogy.

And today is the last day in the TBR Chal­lenge for 2009. I want to thank all the read­ers par­tic­i­pated this year and please, if you’ve read down this far, please visit with the other par­tic­i­pants of the chal­lenge and enjoy!

For Fur­ther Reading

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Janine December 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm

@Wendy: The sec­ond and third were both very amus­ing and good IMO, but I think I liked the third one best because it was more roman­tic than the other two.

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Wendy December 16, 2009 at 6:38 pm

I agree with Janine — the series def­i­nitely gets bet­ter as it goes along. The first story was a let­down for me with that end­ing (which I just couldn’t wrap my mind around) — and I felt the sec­ond and third sto­ries were “stronger.” If I had to pick which one worked the best for me? Prob­a­bly the sec­ond story — An Impo­lite Seduc­tion. I found the sto­ry­line in that one quite amus­ing (Anna’s naïve vir­ginal cousin plans to marry a man who is a noto­ri­ous bore — LOL)

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Janine December 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Keis­hon, I got the same thing out of the end­ing that you did. It was def­i­nitely a bit over the top and some­thing of a stretch. I was able to sus­pend dis­be­lief because I saw it as campy. I do agree, though I also think that one of the fun things about these novel­las is the way James and Anna both try to gain the upper hand.

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Avid Reader December 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm

@Janine: aw, thanks Janine. Appre­ci­ate your kind words but they’re not nec­es­sary. I real­ize that DA is more into new books and this chal­lenge is really vol­un­tary so no wor­ries. You all along with other read­ers par­tic­i­pated when you could and that’s good enough for me.

re Richard­son, thanks so much for rec­om­mend­ing her. I enjoy her voice very much. As for the end­ing, I thought that it showed James get­ting the best of her, show­ing all that she’s not as vir­tu­ous as she seems but still, her sta­tion and sta­tus in soci­ety went unchallenged…bizarre end­ing but that’s the mes­sage I got from it. I plan to read the other two as well.

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Janine December 16, 2009 at 4:07 pm

PS Just wanted to add that I’m sorry I didn’t last that long with the TBR chal­lenge. I read good books because of it but the thing about review­ing for Dear Author is that it always makes me feel I should keep up with newer books. I’m a slow reader so it’s not always easy for me to do that. But I do think the TBR chal­lenge is a great thing.

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Janine December 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Excel­lent review! It really gets across the charm and appeal of Richardson’s writing.

I’m so glad that you enjoyed this, Keis­hon! For what it’s worth, I liked each story in this tril­ogy bet­ter than the pre­vi­ous one. My grade for “The Countess’s Client” was a B, for “An Impo­lite Seduc­tion” a B+/A– and for “The Birth­day Present” an A-.

I don’t know if you will like the other two as well as I did, but I agree there was an odd­ness to the last scene in this first novella, and I didn’t find any­thing like that in the later two.

I do love Richardson’s voice (and I am not usu­ally all that into first per­son!) and I also really enjoyed Anna’s snob­bery. It is so refresh­ing to come across a romance hero­ine who is almost an anti-heroine. At first I wasn’t sure I would like her, but her haugh­ti­ness resulted in a lot of humor, so I ended up enjoy­ing her quite a bit.

I liked James bet­ter in the lat­ter two sto­ries than I did in the first. And I thought the sex became sex­ier in the later sto­ries, too. I’m not sure if you will feel the same way or not but I hope you do since you bought them on my recommendation.

The three sto­ries are best read back to back IMO because they are really like thirds of one longer story.

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Keishon December 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm

re TBR Chal­lenge, yes, I will be doing another chal­lenge next year! Ho-ray that you’re be par­tic­i­pat­ing. Also re Richard­son, agree, the end­ing was weird and uncon­vinc­ing. Didn’t know what to say that other than her virtue was not questioned…

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Wendy December 16, 2009 at 11:18 am

I’ve read all three sto­ries — and while I adored Richardson’s writ­ing style (loved it!), I had a ton of issues with Anna and James. The end­ing of this story, in par­tic­u­lar, felt really “bizarre” to me. I was rollin’ with it up to that point.

But, the writ­ing did suck me in — so no doubt I’ll read more Richard­son titles should they appear on the hori­zon. She’s got a real knack for first per­son POV and erotica.…says me.

And will there be a TBR Chal­lenge for 2010? And when ya gonna announce it? Because I’m think­ing of throw­ing my hat in the ring next year :)

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SarahT December 16, 2009 at 7:16 am

This sounds inter­est­ing. Thanks for the review!

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